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tangerinehatbox:

I need some of these NOW

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leilala:

Drunken Gummy Bears

What you need to make them:

• Alcohol of your choice
• Bowl (with a lid is optional)
• Fridge
• Gummy Bears

How to make them:

Put your gummy bears (or other gummy candy) in a bowl of your choice. Pour the liquor you are using into the bowl and cover about a 3/4 inch over the top of the gummy bears. You can put a lid on them or leave them uncovered if you would like. These MUST be left in the fridge, if not they will fall apart and turn into a huge glob of goo. The minimum to soak these is about 5 days, but the longer the better for them! Make sure to stir them 1-2 times daily to get them evened out.

Fun facts:

• You can use ANY kind of alcohol to make these.
• Use flavored alcohol to make them even yummier!
• 7-10 equal a shot of the liquor you are using.
• Yes, they will get you drunk – they are soaked in alcohol!
• They will stay good in the fridge for a very long time!
• Serve them with a toothpick for cleaner eating.

What they look like when they are done:

(left is unsoaked – right is soaked in vodka)

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